Friday, August 1, 2008

July 29, 2008

This intrusive jerk of a shopping bag (Stop&Shop) took things a bit too far when it decided to trespass not only into my land, but up and onto my front porch! How dare it! Another shopping bag, similar in nature, found its way high up into a tree in a neighbor’s yard last winter. Of course, the branch the bag became hung up on overhangs my property and it’s too high to reach and remove. The thing is now one grody looking piece of swinging trash with just enough water housed within giving it the look of a male’s private part. Gosh, if only Mr. Fantastic were real…

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